Asbestos for Breakfast

The brand of porridge that I eat for breakfast everyday, bears an uncanny resemblance to everyone’s favourite, carcinogenic, flame retardant from the 50s, but for some reason I still eat it. Just.

And while I was not surprised to learn that:

I must admit that I was a little concerned with:

Given seriousness of this state of affairs, something must change; but since I like nothing more and rolled oats and banana for breakfast, it will probably just be the brand.

– Kent