Hey video-game makers, if you want us to listen to the 30+ hours of voice acting in your next game, how about a protagonist that doesn’t have a voice like broken glass?
Category: Puns ‘n’ Ammo
LA Noire: Can Rockstar Play the Good Guys? – Puns ‘n’ Ammo #7
Rockstar have a history of making (financing) games where you get to be the villain, what are they going to be like when you get to be the hero?
PSN Outage & Why I Feel Sorry for Sony – Puns ‘n’ Ammo #6
Lots of people have been giving Sony a hard time over the PSN outage, but I can’t help but feel sorry for them, here’s why:
Call of Duty: Black Ops – Where Did All These Freaking Zombies Come From? – Puns ‘n’ Ammo #5
Why the hell are there truck-loads of zombies appearing in our non-zombie games? I ask the tough questions (and take a shotgun along for good measure).
Mortal Kombat & Why You (Probably) Won’t Murder Anyone – Puns ‘n’ Ammo #4
Old people would have you think that violent video games will make you murder your Grandmother, pimp out your sister and cheat at Scrabble. Here are 2 mins of quasi-reasonable arguments as to why that’s a crock of shit.