Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-26

  • Stutterers have been banned from writing xmas carols after the unfortunate incident involving Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la #
  • Santa hires elves b/c orcs stink, there aren't enough dwarves & pixies haven't done anything decent since 1991. #customcracker #
  • Child Services have been called after Belle and Sebastian were found with an office full of babies. #
  • What do you call a half dozen, east end men in a brothel? 6 geezers laying. #12JokesOfChristmas #
  • After Santa's earlier reindeer Schwama, Shish & Kofta mysteriously disappeared, Donner started to panic. #
  • Meant to be dressed in MadMen style. Current facial hair configuration makes me look like a paedo from Deadwood. #
  • Downloading Undead Nightmare, watching The Conversation w/ Gene Hackman & writing a tech spec. Take that stereotypes about men multitasking! #
  • The queen of the double dip #
  • Yes. Yes it can. RT @FloValentine: @KentValentine Hey douchebag, I got a nappy that needs an overhaul, right now. #
  • My wife is sick and I just burnt a whole bunch of fish fingers. Can this day get any worse? #

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