- Who's the troll whose job it is to put the small stick and pieces of trees inside blocks of haloumi? #
- #Squirrel on-a-Stick ep 3 with myself & @JimSmallman is now online & on iTunes. Lipomas, ISS Soccer & Dick Specialist http://bit.ly/9PgvbB #
- Dear Whittington Hospital, Tears in Heaven is not an appropriate song for the operating theatre. #NHSmusicFAIL #
- It's Panadol, but not for ladies! http://bit.ly/cy00R3 #
- RT @steveagee: Never forget! http://twitpic.com/233sxd #
- RT @nerdist: This video of a guy seeing two rainbows at once is the funniest thing I've seen in a while http://bit.ly/cM49uE #doublerainbow #
- If #London water had any more limescale in it, I'd drink it with Corona. #
- Garrus?!? I never thought it would be Garrus! http://bit.ly/bAT8Lz http://bit.ly/aNyRAo #MassEffect2 #
- Lentils + 45mins + Everything in the fridge that's about to expire = Dhal #DubiousFoodEquations #
- After a week of hoohaa, the iTunes feed for Squirrel on a Stick is now a) online and b) named correctly. Subscribe here http://bit.ly/bBrGYa #
- In a burrito-induced Mexicoma. #
- How does she get away with this? RT @FloValentine: Shit, I've been caught in the act! http://florencevalentine.com/the-banging-the-banging/ #
- A hot day in UK is like a shit Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice made results in pale, tattooed men removing their shirts. #
- Heading to Leicester to record a new Squirrel on a Stick with @JimSmallman. #
- A decent-sized coffee stain on your shirt will make you look 50% more homeless. #
- If you're feeling too good about your life, sit in a Walkabout for half an hour. #
- "This is my taser-wielding sex-face" http://bit.ly/aP8jpi http://bit.ly/b4nURG #
- St. Pancras International #FavouriteTrainStationRoof #
