- It takes the Megabus 5 hours to drive from London to Manchester owing to the fact that it goes via Despair, Depression & the 1940s. #
- Just finished Michael Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road"& wish I was a 10th C, Frankish physician with a bodkin, on adventure in the Caucasus. #
- In #Manchester & want to see a post-Megasbus Valentine blast out some jokes? I'm @ Heaton Chapel & East Didsbiry from 7 http://bit.ly/bpbAL7 #
- Sky's underrated Movies4Men channel was just showing the sleeper hit: Bikini Car Wash II. Class. #
- The OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual from 1944: http://bit.ly/cXDkgK (via http://www.schneier.com/ ) #
- You'd be forgiven for thinking the only thing I said to the hairdresser was "Rockabilly rapist from the 50s please". http://yfrog.com/jupmhj #
- I'm taking Fablemonger to the #Hollywood Fringe Fest, 17-27 June. If you're in LA or have LA pals please come/send them http://bit.ly/cyQPmS #
- .@FloValentine's hair makes her look like Ralph Wigan. http://tweetphoto.com/26624750 #
- RT @GreatDismal: BP spills coffee http://bit.ly/aigHLc #
- Watching "Ghosts of Civil Dead" on a train to Liverpool. Seems less like a film about prison & more like a doco about my destination. #
- My B&B in Bootle (LIverpool) is a place where people have undoubtedly been murdered. It has the unmistakable stench of death & free wi-fi. #
- RT @laughingsquid: No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed http://bit.ly/9xkm4M #
- Weird was already weird but then Cogs got his cock out. Look for us in the news. Ahh Liverpool. #gigreport #
- You'll regret leaving your bottle of H2O on the train when you get to Bootle & you realise that they think water is gay beer. #
- RT @BoingBoing: A helpful reminder for modern life http://bit.ly/9OxK0F #
- This is both deeply disturbing & beautiful RT @marszau: lee enfield sniper rifle (lego) (via Streaty121) http://bit.ly/9KplqG #
- Surely nothing bad can come of this: "Australian Gov't Seeks To Record Citizens' Web Histories". http://bit.ly/duxRYJ (via /.) #
- RT @GreatDismal: The Secret Powers of Time http://bit.ly/cdhtVB#! via BoingBoing #
- Hey tworld, I know this will be unlikely, but can anyone recommend a good cafe for breakfast in the center of #Liverpool #
- Tasty vegan radness at #EggCafe in Liverpool thanks to @carlyonxfactor http://tweetphoto.com/26832619 in reply to carlyonxfactor #
- Just picked up WW2 ordnance surveys of Eur & N. Africa from a collectors fair in Liverpool. #OldSchoolImpulsePurchase http://bit.ly/cVM6ZI #
- RT @mrchrisaddison: To lift everyone's mood: no matter how bad it gets, this still exists: http://bit.ly/c2S8Gn #
- Virigin trains' power sockets don't work today, so true to #Apple form, I have 30 mins working time on my fully charged battery. #