Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-16

  • Flobi-Wan Kenobi (@FloValentine) http://tweetphoto.com/21773486 #
  • Heya, if anyone's seen me looking like a dick in an #ultratune ad could you please let me know when & what channel. Cheers. #
  • Last Brighton Fringe Fablemonger tonight, 7pm @ Royal Albion hotel, Brighton. Tix http://bit.ly/ZbTJW #
  • I feel like such a fraud wearing sunglasses in the UK. The only people who can pull them off here are celebrities, drug dealers & perverts. #
  • Oh to be rich and five years old. http://tweetphoto.com/21980781 #
  • #Marwood in Brighton make a kicking Flat White. #
  • Hey Brighton, it's not a beach if the most appropriate footwear is leather boots http://tweetphoto.com/21993157 #
  • The Humble Indie Bundle (pay what you want for five awesome indie games) http://bit.ly/9KASXz #
  • Today I bought & wore a black eye patch for 5 hours around Brighton. 1 taunt, 2 collisions, much confusion. Best £1.74 ever. #
  • To all those who didn't vote but are unhappy with the outcome: well done. #
  • Just finished Destiny's Rift, book 2 in Sam Bowring's high-fantasy, sword and sorcery epic. If you haven't read them, get a move along human #
  • I still use underscores when naming files on my computer. I grew up in a world where spaces were dangerous and to be avoided at all costs. #
  • Off to IKEA for a cheap, non-lethal, high chair. If I'm not back by tonight, tell my parents that I love them. #
  • Winchester gig statistics: comedians 3, audience 0, staff 7. If it stays this way, we get an early mark. #
  • Gig going ahead with audience of 8. No early mark & uphill gig #WinchesterJoy #
  • Did gig to 8 people & for our sins car is broke. Waiting estimated 2 hours for RAC before 2 hour drive home. #WinchesterJoy #
  • Baroque Star Wars http://bit.ly/cfvQTH (via @BoingBoing) #
  • Halifax is tough enough to get to without fucking up your train. If you do fuck up the train, it becomes tough & expensive. #
  • If they ever make "drinking on trains" an Olympic sport, Britain will win a heap of medals. #
  • If you try, you can catch 6 separate & different trains on a journey from London to Halifax. #ImprovisingOnBritishRailSucks #
  • Wow Halifax, you really know how to do a) a black tower, b) a carpet mill, and c) late night booze-fuelled violence. #
  • I didn't know this train went to Manchester VIA Middle Earth http://tweetphoto.com/22491006 #
  • Hey Manchester, what's happening? #
  • Syphon coffee at @grindsmith in Manchester http://tweetphoto.com/22495036 #
  • My next-door neighbours, oh dear. http://tweetphoto.com/22496474 #
  • Want to see Manchester but trapped in hotel by a doco about the attempted kidnapping of former hottie, Princess Anne. Neigh. #
  • Colour blindness affects men more than women, but there are a lot of ladies who can't seem to tell the difference between brown and orange. #
  • Colour blindness affects more men than women, but there seem to be a lot of ladies that can't tell the difference between brown and orange. #
  • Colour blindness affects more men than women, but there seem to be a lot of ladies who can't tell the difference between brown and orange. #
  • Do they know they're the wrong colour or are they under the impression that we see them & think "She's been somewhere warm"? #
  • Why orange? It's not even a natural colour. It's Mother Nature's way of saying "Fuck Off"! #
  • Their orange "tans" just look like a mad geneticist has tried to reduce pedestrian casualties by creating women who are naturally hi-vis. #
  • In case you can't tell from the last 4 tweets, I'm in the north of England. #
  • There's much irony in being told to "go home" by a man from a country that once had a policy of colonisation, that's had no equal since. #

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