- Hey Australia, don't make the coffee so expensive that we have to sell kidneys to buy it – we need kidneys to drink it. #
- Volcanic wrath threatening to keep us in Australia. Mother nature lays brutal, primal smackdown when she's pissed. Is this about earth hour? #
- Pilots hate it when you call it the "pit of cocks". #
- RT @ebertchicago: This Mother's Day, remember Mom with fresh spring flowers in a nice little vase. http://twitpic.com/1lscw6 #
- Man who punched me in Bristol was ordered by court to pay 100 pounds. Weirdly enough, that's the same pressure / square inch he hit me with. #
- Jet Lag has arrived and it's taken the form of a 4am session of "Flight Control". #
- I hate it when Flo RTs my stuff: RT @FloValentine: RT @tomkelshaw: Amazing key/lock design. So simple, so smart: http://twitpic.com/1lz06g #
- Google Chrome speed tests: http://bit.ly/9Gk8Z8 I want to see Chrome vs. the speed of rumour. #