- Nothing like a post-comedy festival gangland killing. #
- Just fucked up my own phone number 3 times whilst leaving voicemail. I don't think I'm getting a callback. #
- Nothing like an 11hr drive to disrupt your blood:caffeine harmony. If I wasn't vibrating so violently, I'd think a rest was in order. #
- The 1 & only Sydney performance of my 2010 show Fablemonger is TONIGHT @ The Friend in Hand, Glebe. Tix $10 on the door. amicinhand.com #
- Punter: Do you have any abo jokes? Me: No. P: Do you want some? M: No. P: What?! Are you too good for them or something? #ISmellARoughGig #