- Hey Sun, a little consistency please. All I wanna do is dry some washing, stop being such a dick. #
- If someone could tell me why I'm in MX Sydney, that would be ace (I haven't seen it). #
- Download a song from Zoë Keating's new album #IntoTheTrees ..for a tweet! @zoecello >> http://bit.ly/zoemp3 #
- ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK! A mashup of Canabalt, She-Ra & the brutality of life http://bit.ly/d4am53 (via @robertashley) #
- My new show @ #MICF is only $15 this week, so catch the Fablemonger while he's cheap: http://bit.ly/dcVM08 #
- 10 great Augmented Reality business cards: http://bit.ly/cnUI8r #
- Kent Valentine: Fablemonger opens tonight in Melb. Show the world how awesome you are by buying a ticket or 5. Cheers! http://bit.ly/dcVM08 #
- Hey Melbourne, I've got press in my comedy festival show tonight. If you're free at 8.15 & promise to laugh hard, DM or txt me for a freebie #
- Hey Melbourne, you know that the rest of the world thinks moustches are creepy right? #MICF #
- Read the review, see the show; we'll all be happy. http://bit.ly/9qRJbC #
- Friendly, black, optimistic, advice http://bit.ly/aAsq7F #
- Moustaches are like racist jokes; unless they're done with a supreme amount of irony, they're just offensive. #