- Costa now make a Flat White. They're about as difficult to swallow as a Uwe Boll adaptation of anything you love. #
- Going to Jewish wedding today & have to take own yarmulke. What's the point in being chosen by God if you don't even get a free hat? #
- Augmented (hyper)Reality: http://vimeo.com/8569187 #
- I'm last-minute MC tonight @ Bright Club, Wilmington Arms, Exmouth Market London. Science meets comedy & they fight to the death. Come along #
- Strangers who don't approve of me singing the Terminator theme song to @FloValentine as we walk down the street need to get over themselves. #
- BTW – these are our favourite versions: @FloValentine's http://bit.ly/azum93 @KentValentine's http://bit.ly/bZSfwg #
- There's something about the plug hole of our kitchen sink which can turn a scrap of something I'd eat into "Jesus that's disgusting". #
- Soho: proof that the cultural epicenter of one of the world's largest cities can still be a bit shit. Good coffe though. #
- Tranny with a 10 inch beard! #SightsOfSoho #